Nov 15
The Breakup
- Emily: Why have you been so mad lately?
- Noah: I'm breaking up with you.
- Emily: That's fine, I was going to brake up with you soon any ways.
- Noah: No you weren't. I'm the only one you could ever get.
- Emily: I have options
- Noah: What ever. You still wanna be friends?
- Emily: Ya, but you can't be mean, you know, like before this mess.
- Noah: I am nice to you. You know what? forget it I don't want to be friends with you.
- Emily: For future reference, this is what nice isn't: 1. Disrespecting people's opinions 2. When ever someone trys to do something nice for you, you call it gay, or faggish.
- Emily: I'm sorry. I wanna be friends. It's tearing me up that I was so mean. Friends?
- Noah: It's cool were friends.
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