That's Pretty Much Emily
My life through art and complaints. :p
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Did I mention that I’m in a dying mood? I’ve been single for almost a year now, and I find my self missing that major douche. What am I kidding, he was the best thing that ever happened to me and I’m never going to be able to let go. Maybe I just miss the concept, this best friend as a boyfriend thing. Someone to talk to about stuff, cuddle with when you feel sick, and kiss to let them know that they mean the world. Too bad the only boys I’m ever around are way nerdy, too snobby, or stuck obsessing over other girls when I’m secretly right there, and I’m what they ask for. Maybe Elijah Kanavel’s right, I am perfect. Maybe I’m just really gross. Why the fuck else would I get dumped all the time? I. Need. To. Move. On.
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Emily, please, there’s nothing wrong
With the way I light up when you’re around
Do anything you want but don’t leave me out
Emily, please, just get closer to me.Artist Vs Poet - Miserably Loving You -
God can be funny,
When told he’ll give you money if you just pray the right way
And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdini
Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus
God can be so hilariousRegina Spektor - Laughing With -
I hate my skin. It’s too high-maintenance. I have to moisturize 2x a day, and I can’t use acne cleansers, wear strong perfume, or use Bath & Body Works lotions. That’s just the tip of the iceberg. I also have scalp psoriasis on top of having eczema, so at least once a week I have to tear up my scalp with a comb, scrub my hair with nasty shampoo for 2 minutes, rinse, put more in and leave it for and hour. I also have to wash my hair EVERY day or my scalp turns against me and gets disgusting, which is really bad for my hair, so I have horrible split ends and have to do a deep conditioning treatment for that every other week. And after all this work, I still look pretty uggo most of the time.
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Emily Gaydos’s take on symmetry:
Everything needs to be the same, or completely out of order. I like symmetry. In fact, individuals with symmetrical faces are statistically more physically attractive to others. -
On a different note, you could play a drinking game if you take a recording of Danny speaking in front of a group of people. He says “and what not” more than humanly possible. Bleck, why did I pay this much attention to Danny today?
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Today I learned that underneath his hard, almost robotic shell, Danny Penfound has a soft spot for cats, and a fierce passion to help animals. Who knew? Lol
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If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.~J.K. Rowling, “Padfoot Returns,” Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 2000, spoken by the character Sirius Black
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One of these is Jen, the protagonist from The Dark Crystal. One is Steven Tyler. Which is which? :O
